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Identity Theft

While we're on the subject, a sentient artificial lifeform has been spotted. He has a rational, analytical mind and finds humans hard to understand, and through his attempts to understand human behaviour, the creators comment on certain aspects of humanity. He is drawn to the concept of humanity, being intensely curious about humans and constantly trying to emulate them in all forms with hilarious results.

Here he is again.

Whatever happened to Maxine Carr?

Maxine who? You know the girlfriend of Soham murderer Ian Huntley. Well she's been spotted recently arriving at Downing Street for a cabinet meeting.