Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Gav's Handy Tips #2

I'm passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I finally found inner peace. The article read: 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.'

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, three half cans of Stella, a gateau, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have absolutely no idea how wonderful I feel right now...!


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