One post too far...
Mine wanges (pronounced 'wanguhs') werken me full wo and, for to drynken, strong wyn, reed as blood.
Scarely rocket science! This is the language of Chaucer and Langland! Nope to announce that I have rather a bad toothache and I think I'll have a glass of red wine was a post too far - tipped the Mods over the edge!
So back to the Anglo Saxon and for the time being Beowulf is min nama.