Saturday, December 10, 2005

My promise

I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

signed
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu jab!

Category: Jokes_

2 Comments:

Blogger ianhug66 said...

I've had me flu jab, every year now for the last 25, not as many shags though.

Sun Dec 11, 12:21:00 PM GMT  
Blogger Kayfer Kettle said...

Oh God Ian that is so bloody funny!!!!

And as for this post, I was thinking filth of course!

Flu better not come around here, or I'll kick it's arse!!

Cough...splutter........

K x

Mon Dec 12, 10:34:00 PM GMT  

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