This is enough to make one get religion!
She's seing a chav! The evil daughter this is... He's dripping in bling and sovs!
All that money squandered on her education to have her loved up by a chav with no chin! A 20 year old one at that! I wouldn't mind him buying her expensive perfume - far from it - but she left open an SMS texting website on here and I DO NOT want to see that kind of filth!
Now me, I'm broad minded enough...it's not like I never posted fulsomely on the word cunt... But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This is my baby girl!
Oh God! Gods! Stars! Heavens! All of it! I'll pray to anything right now!
Anyone know where I can find a graven image at this time of night? And if any one of you says try the bloody kebab shop - I'll lamp you!
All that money squandered on her education to have her loved up by a chav with no chin! A 20 year old one at that! I wouldn't mind him buying her expensive perfume - far from it - but she left open an SMS texting website on here and I DO NOT want to see that kind of filth!
Now me, I'm broad minded enough...it's not like I never posted fulsomely on the word cunt... But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This is my baby girl!
Oh God! Gods! Stars! Heavens! All of it! I'll pray to anything right now!
Anyone know where I can find a graven image at this time of night? And if any one of you says try the bloody kebab shop - I'll lamp you!
posted by Gavin Corder at 12:12 AM
10 Comments:
Oh jesus. Gavin, tell me ou haven't bookmarked this blog because if you can read what she's been writing you can be sure she's doing the same as you. And if she reads this you'll be giving it legitimacy and you can guarantee she'll keep going out with this bloke to spite you. Say nothing and she'll most probably let things run their course.
No bookmarks, different passworded profiles, Gavin Corder is a nom de plume as you know and I have the wit to log out!
She left the actual webpage open when she went to bed! I wouldn't mind so much but it was ILLITERATE filth!
Thank your lucky stars for the terrible twos, Six! It's all downhill from here on in!
Oh and I'm being particularly pleasant to him - that should see him off!
I used to work with a guy who's daughter had just turned 14.
She brought her first boyfriend round and he was in the kitchen making chinese food.
Conveniently he was using one of those big, fuck off cleavers to chop the herbs and when she walked in and called him, he turned round to confront the young man weapon in hand. He never had any trouble.
I know you can make a mean Bratwurst, but have you tried your hand at chinese food?
Why do you show up in Cambridge Six? I thought you were in London!
I'm rather partial to Chinese...and I bought a stupendous set of knives in France this summer...cooking is such a warm family activity....
I AM chinese food according to the "what type of food are you?" test (on same page as "What colour should your blog be?" post).
I don't know why I show up as Cambridge? Where are the stats?
No you're in Lambeth now - can't have been you!
Gavin I'm worried about you. Are you doing any work or even seeing your family? You seem to be spending a lot of time on here. Are you hanging around your PC at every waking moment just waiting for the next fix. The next email, the next hit.
It's a drug! The 5Live MB was a bit of blow - but this is crack! I am a hopeless addict in pursuit of world domination!
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